In this miniatured riff on The Bachelor, the male suitor in question only stood about 4’5” because, as Fox put it in their promotional materials, “Good things come in small packages.” Amongst the contestants vying for his affections were women of shorter stature themselves, as well as ladies of “average” height.

And that was the whole point of the show: “Can a little guy find love?” It’s no surprise that The Littlest Bachelor was pulled after only two episodes, mostly due to low ratings and public outcry about its, you know, stupidity.