Director: John Hughes
Stars: Molly Ringwald, Justin Henry, Michael Schoefflinf, Anthony Michael Hall, Gedde Watanabe, Haviland Morris, Paul Dooley

John Hughes' icon of '80s teen cinema is also an icon of American racism, thanks to the infamous exchange student Long Duk Dong. Played by Japanese-American actor Gedde Watanabe, the comic relief role had an entire generation of asshole white kids rolling in the aisles thanks to his drunken school dance antics, emasculating romance, and absurd bastardizations of the English language. We feel sorry for all the Asian kids who got called "Donger" for a decade after this movie came out. *Gong*