Today in unnecessary sequel news: Scary Movie 5 is officially a go, and thanks to Vulture, we now have a loose idea of what it'll actually be about. Not the recently rebooted Scream franchise, or any other horror movies of the sort. Not zombies (though that might be cool) or vampires. No.
It's going to be a total parody Black Swan.
That's right - 2010's psychological thriller about a psychotic ballerina who looks a lot like Natalie Portman. According to the synopsis, it wil specifically follow "a white dancer and a black dancer...competing for the lead in a ballet production." Groundbreaking stuff.