Last night on Twitter, Drake was engaging in his typical brand of flossing-by-way-of-complaining— this time, he was lamenting the difficulty of earning $1 million.
In a hilarious and unlikely collision of worlds, Pickens responded to Drake's tweet by duly informing him that he really ought to step his game up. Less whining, more grinding.
"The first billion is a helluva lot harder," Pickens wrote, retweeting the 25-year-old rapper.
Drake, realizing the epic pwnage, gamely acknowledged his elder hustler.
"@boonepickens just stunted on me heavy," he tweeted.
Yes, he did. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Twitter is amazing.