You have to love Patricia Krentcil, aka the “Tanning Mom,” and all of her offensively-orange glory. The Nutley, N.J., native was spotted bumpin’ Jay-Z—in her mini-van, of course—while waiting on her husband.
The track? The ironically-titled “Forever Young,” considering that that Krentcil looks like Magda from There’s Something About Mary (second image) plus about 20 years. Despite that, she still attempts to dress like she's 14. It's quite unfortunate, especially for your eyes.
Watch the video and laugh, because what else can you do in this situation?