The Kenny Powers Soundboard

Whether you call him the People's Champion, the Shelby Sensation, the Reverse Apache Master, the Man with the Golden Dick, Doctor Cock and Balls, Steve, or La Flama Blanca, there is only one Kenny Powers. Each week on HBO's Eastbound & Down, the foul-mouthed fallen white trash pitching ace, played by Danny McBride, hurls heat in the form of quotes that double you over like an actual fastball to the ribs. The man with "an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist" returns for the series' third and final season this Sunday at 10 p.m. To get you ready, Complex presents you with a tribute to the voice that gets 'em moist: The Kenny Powers Soundboard.

Written by Justin Monroe (@40yardsplash)

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