In Tulsa, Oklahoma, cops pinched a woman after six hours of uninterrupted meth production. No, she wasn't in any sort of lab—she was cooking in Wal-Mart, no Lil B. Cops are making the rather classist-sounding claim that because she couldn't afford to buy any of the chemicals, she was simply helping herself to what was on hand. To each according to his need.

One arresting officer suffered minor chemical burns apprehending the industrious cooker. Another historical marker in Wal-Mart history is made.

[via MSNBC]