Viral Date: June 2007

Ten-year-old Jonathon Ware of Milwaukie, Oregon had just gotten his face painted like a Zombie when a reporter hit him with the tough question: "What do you think?" Jonathan's classic non-sequitor response has garnered over 15 million views.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
The Ware family owned three dogs, four cats, two birds, two hermit crabs, a lizard and a gecko, but, shockingly, NO TURTLES.