Viral Date: January 2007

LaVar Arrington, Clinton Portis, Ray Lewis, and Brendan Haywood take off their cool in a series of goofy spots for D.C.-area car dealership Eastern Motors. We feel like we're laughing with these dudes and not at them, but we still have to ask: What kinda rims can acting the fool on camera get you that being a multi-millionaire can't?

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
LaVar Arrington was named after LeVar Burton, after the latter's performance as Kunta Kente in "Roots."