Some people never explore the full potential of their Apple products, and other just don't deserve to have any. 48-year-old Michael Allen Skopec falls into the latter category, as the Bristol, Illinois native was arrested early Wednesday morning for calling 911 fives times to report that his iPhone wasn't working.

Of course Skopec was just drunk when police got to his home, and he got a pair of shiny bracelets when he refused to cooperate with deputies. He was charged with obstructing or resisting a peace offer, and was eventually released under his own recognizance. It's not good to drunk dial anyone, but let's just assume-and hope-he thought he was calling Apple support.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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