Need something to make you realize that you take your ability to legally procure a strong cocktail for granted? Listen to what buzz-crazy kids are doing these days.
According to the above news report from KPHO, a CBS affiliate in Phoenix, youngsters these days aren't just hiding forties under their hoodies, they're going to greater, and more dangerous lengths— soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them both anally and vaginally to get drunk. Apparently this creative method of imbibing is potent, allowing for the alcohol to enter the bloodstream quickly and efficiently without passing through the stomach.
Before you think to attempt this method of mayhem, know that this route of consumption results in alcohol posiong due to the inability to gage the amount of alcohol consumed, and permanent damage to the vaginal walls: A steep price to pay for a buzz, no? We'll just stick to shot glasses, thankyouverymuch.
[via Warming Glow]
Betty November 29th, 2011 at 09:27 AM
I doubt this story. Putting alcohol on tissue like that is going to burn something terrible. I would imagine some stigma about sticking things up your butt might apply to this too. Sounds like an urban legend that the news picked up and ran with.
Lucci November 29th, 2011 at 11:12 PM
Samantha Crompton started this.
Lucky Luke January 2nd, 2012 at 04:15 PM
Hardly "inventive", I saw it a few years ago on CSI (vegas). It's just life imitating art... or kids doing some shit they saw on T.V.
Rach January 2nd, 2012 at 09:45 PM
white kids -__- smdh.
Anon January 19th, 2012 at 06:23 AM
What's next, people are going to "report" that people eat fentanyl patches and snort pills? Just go to erowid; you know... WELL-KNOWN FACTS... People have been doing this for 50 years, if not hundreds of years.
Yowskii January 20th, 2012 at 05:03 PM
Sometimes you need to get in
Jazmine January 20th, 2012 at 05:05 PM
Damn stinky vodka guzzles
hmmmmmmm January 27th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Thanks for reporting total BS and soccer mom news fodder, Complex!