If you're like us, and have yet to nail down a costume worthy of your rabblerousing-self this Halloween, here's hope.
Graphic artist Jon Defreest has once again brought Parks and Recreation to life with his amazingly accurate Ron Swanson (as played by Nick Offerman) mask. So instead of going as yourself (which fails to impress the other 364 days, why would Halloween be any different?), try on Swanson's straight-shooting, bitterly sarcastic persona for the day, and be sure to accessorize with a breakfast sandwich and a hunting rifle for maximum believability.
Start casting your evil ex-wife Tammy now, gentleman!