The actress in the video may not be frightened, but dear god did this video made us boil our eyes in gasoline, and still we can't forget. Why is this real? What has late-capitalism and celebrity culture wrought? It's fun to think that everything would only be okay if Justin Bieber burst into our boudouir wearing a Jason mask as we spritzed ourselves with a scent for girls that is somehow related to the Canadian sensation. We bet it smells like menstrual blood.