Once upon a time, about a month before Halloween of 2008, an Idaho woman by the name of Michele Allen decided to get drunk. So drunk, in fact, that the following events resulted in one of the greatest mugshots of all time. Prior to achieving police photo infamy, however, she was just another weird lady in a cow costume…chasing children around the neighborhood…urinating on someone’s porch…and ultimately, blocking traffic. And no one could have that.