There are only two outcomes from watching the entire trailer for Michael Phelps: Push the Limit: 1. You fell asleep and drooled all over your desk. 2. You gouged out both of your eyes with No. 2 Dixon Ticonderoga pencils. Seriously, this game looks completely unplayable and the laughable trailer—with the awful music and cheesy acting—does nothing to redeem it. It’s a cash grab designed to make money off of a popular athlete, but the reality is, who wants to stand in their living room and do non-stop arm circles? Want to have infinitely more fun? Go swimming in a real pool.