Gallery: What Will PETA's "Porn" Site Look Like?
By Justin Monroe | Sep 2, 2011 | 10:45 am | Permalink
Unless you're into bestiality, or refer to masturbation as "spanking the monkey," chances are you don't think about animals much while wanking. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants to change that. A couple weeks ago, the animal rights group, which has previously run ad campaigns featuring naked celebrities to discourage the wearing of fur and to encourage veganism, confirmed with the Huffington Post that it would be launching a porn site to promote awareness of the strict vegetarian diet, which includes no animal products.
When PETA made the announcement, we had to wonder, What the hell does vegan-friendly porn look like? With thoughts of veggie-rections and mouthwatering melons running through our minds, we attempted to produce the kind of produce porn that PETA might soon give the world, causing vegans everywhere to juice. Without further ado, our best guess at what PETA's porn will look like.
Designed by Ryan Haigh (@thesodaclub) and written by Justin Monroe (@40yardsplash)
Heather Moore September 6th, 2011 at 05:11 PM
I can give everyone a “sneak peak” at what PETA.xxx will include. The “not safe for work” site will feature videos that are too explicit to show on TV and it will also help open people’s eyes as to what’s happening to animals in the meat, fur and circus trades. The PETA.xxx stars chose to participate in PETA’s campaigns because they want to help expose animal abuse. They hope that people visiting PETA.xxx for cheap thrills will also come away knowing how chicks on factory farms have their beaks seared off, how elephants are beaten bloody and chained in circuses, and how foxes are electrocuted and skinned by the fur industry. PETA has learned from experience that provocative campaigns often make the difference between keeping important yet depressing subjects invisible and having them widely seen. We invite everyone who enjoys online erotica to take a peep at PETA.xxx. Those who might find it objectionable are invited to visit www.PETA.org for tips on what they can do to stop animal suffering.