Let’s say that by chance you’re able to get over his receding hairline, paunch gut, Nixon-esque nose and terrible fashion sense you’ll still have to contend with the fact that Larry is a flat-out dog of a man with the creepiest demeanor possible. We may get a few laughs out of the character in the games, but they’re almost always at his expense, poking fun of just how greasy and cheesy he can be. If your DOS-based memories are telling you otherwise, here’s a test; seriously take one look at the guy and tell me if you’d shake his hand without a bottle of sanitizer within arms-reach. No? I didn’t think so.
Larry Laffer – Leisure Suit Larry