Usually, the major concerns when traveling on an airplane are the crying baby, the college drunks, or the rattling communicator. Now, we should be wary of the guy who whips out his penis to relieve himself. The French actor Gérard Depardieu, who starred in the Randall Wallace-directed film The Man in the Iron Mask and a bunhc of other foreign cinema you've probably never seen, was allegedly intoxicated when he exposed himself to an estimated 100 passengers and urinated in the aisle of the CityJet, a subsidiary of Air France-KLM.
Depardieu became irritated when the stewardess asked him to wait 15 minutes for the aircraft to be in cruise control altitude before using the restroom. Apparently, old Frenchy couldn't wait and took matters in his own hands—literally! As uncivilized as this act was, leave it to the French to be laissez-faire about the whole thing. "No-one said anything," a fellow passenger reported. "It all happened with courtesy. Mr Depardieu sat back down and the plane returned to the parking area to be cleaned." At least it was done with some degree of swag. Riiiight?
CityJet apperently found humor in the incident tweeting subtle jokes. After all, there is no point in crying over spilled urine.