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14. MR. KENNEDY IN BEHIND ENEMY LINES: COLOMBIA (2009)

Colombia is the third installment in the "sweeping" Behind Enemy Lines trilogy. And we say sweeping because that's exactly what you'll be doing once you crack this DVD into a dozen pieces after you waste your precious time watching it. 

WWE Studios apparently felt that middling wrestler Mr. Kennedy was worthy enough to star in this direct-to-video sequel of an already suspect Owen Wilson movie. What the studio didn't realize was that Kennedy has all of the charisma of a damp sponge.

He may not be the worst thing about Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia, but he's certainly not the best; that honor belongs to the fact that the DVD can conveniently turn into a coaster after you're done suffering though it. 

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