9. HULK HOGAN IN SANTA WITH MUSCLES (1996)
Is there such a thing as a "good" Hulk Hogan movie? If there is, 1996's Santa with Muscles certainly isn't it. Starring the Hulkster as a former bad guy who believes he's Santa Claus after getting amnesia, Santa With Muscles makes us rue the day Jesus was born. Oddly enough, in this universe, portly Santa Claus can easily be confused for a 6-foot-seven bodybuilder with skin like a leather purse.
If you're somehow forced into watching this, keep an eye out for a young Mila Kunis. Apparently starring in Santa With Muscles began her on the road that eventually led to her making out with Natalie Portman in Black Swan. In that case, thank you, Santa With Muscles—we here at Complex simply love you.