10. You've Filed a Workman's Comp Claim for PTSD

How could you not? It was all you could do to keep from crying yesterday as your building trembled like a daffodil in a moderate breeze. And you've already had nightmares (on a slow motion loop you see those two AAA batteries you stole from the supply closet slowly ROLLING OFF YOUR DESK). You need to be compensated for this. No one should have to experience a quake at work, the place where you're supposed to feel most safe and happy, the place in your life that's most like a warm embrace. Now you can't even listen to your favorite Carole King song without bawling. 

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