9. Hey Arnold!
Arnold had swagger before the word was even uttered aloud. Plus, he totally pulled off the "football head" look, and we respect that. He was also super suave when it came to avoiding come-ons from angry, unibrow-having Helga, who was crushin' hard. Pimpin ain't easy, but Arnold sure made it look like it was. Kid dodged grenades like it was his job, and we need to bring him back so we can take notes on his unfailing technique.