You're going to watch Charlie's Angels this fall because it co-stars Minka Kelly, Rachel Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh. You won't watch because of whoever plays "Charlie," but you should be interested in seeing who ABC gets to replace the departing oldster currently in the role. Per TVLine, Robert Wagner has bowed out of the series for "scheduling conflicts," and a new Charlie must be found.
Of course, he won't have to do much; Charlie will only need a distinctive voice to make his Angels salary worthwhile. So! Who should replace Wagner? Applebees spokesman John Corbett? Lays pitchman Kyle Chandler? Maybe even Jon Hamm? Or some other old dude like Wagner? Leave some thoughts in the comments below.