Yesterday, The Roommate
hit DVD shelves, and we’re not happy about it. The people responsible for both the standard and Blu-ray editions should be ashamed of themselves—nowhere on either disc is a special feature titled “Slumber Party: The Stuff Guys Really Wanted To See,” in which stars Minka Kelly
, Leighton Meester
, and Alyson Michalka
prance around nude their dorm room, walking all over their lingerie that’s sprawled out all over the floor.
Alright, so that’s a supplement that only exists in our wildest dreams. But it definitely would have brought some much-needed enjoyment to what’s merely a trite and unsexy thriller for teenyboppers who DVR everything on The CW. The Roommate
falls right in line with several other girl-heavy movies that have suffered from a distinct lack women’s birthday suits, the ultimate equalizer for otherwise lame chick flicks, horrible superheroine exercises, and sexually charged yet hardly arousing dramas.
Need some examples? Not a problem. Here ‘s our heavily researched list of the 25 Movies That Needed Female Nudity
, which should serve as a cautionary click-through for the next film producer looking to broaden projects dominated by women.