Anderson Cooper is a haaaaaater.
Last night on Anderson Cooper 360, during The RidicuList segment, the sliver-haired commentator spent four minutes ripping apart our little Guido princess, Snooki, calling her an "impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine." Whoa.
Apparently what set Cooper off was the fact that Snooki and her six roommates will be making a $100k an episode to smush their way around Italy next season.
He also ripped into anybody who'd voluntarily pay to see her talk, included Rutgers, the New Jersey-located university that will pay her $32,000 to speak⎯two thousand less than what they're giving Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison.
With that being said: A Shore Thing >>> Beloved, though.
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Luis Lorenzo April 13th, 2011 at 03:13 PM
Anderson Cooper...how dare you?! How dare You speak such truth?!
Chastity April 13th, 2011 at 06:20 PM
Thank you Anderson, I thought I was the only one who noticed this. How dare Rutgers pay Snooki more then Toni Morrison. I think she just told the students to study hard, but party harder, if my child went to that university I would demand whoever hired her to be fired!!
zhenglishu April 14th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
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Keepin it Real April 21st, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Now if people would say the same thing about an unqualified person like Sarah Palin, we'd be getting somewhere. Going after the cast of Jersey Shore is just a start. Palin's no better than they are, including her daughter, Bristol.