9. JIM CARREY AS FLETCHER REEDE IN LIAR, LIAR (1997)

All sleazy lawyers hide truths or lie. In this particular career-obsessed asshole's case, dishonesty extends to his personal life: He misses his son's birthday party for "work," a.k.a. boning his partner. Before his son makes a birthday wish that prevents him from lying, Reede sees no problem with using a witness who commits perjury to win a divorce case. The sad thing is, if we were going to trial, this is exactly the guy we'd want on our side.