8. GODZILLA PLAYS HOOPS AGAINST CHARLES BARKLEY IN GODZILLA VS. CHARLES BARKLEY (1993)

It’s not always Marvel or DC Comics providing the world with atrocious crossovers! This time, Dark Horse Comics is the culprit. Piggybacking off of the moderate success of a series of commercials featuring Godzilla and Charles Barkley playing basketball against each other, Dark Horse decided to adapt the premise into comic book form.

The result is one of the most ludicrous stories ever to be printed in a comic. But what’s even more bizarre is the fact that Barkley was actually portrayed as being the same height as Godzilla.

While we won’t deny that 'Zilla had some moves, we also won’t deny that this book caused headaches, nausea, and birth defects.