2. CARLA GUGINO AS ELEKTRA LUXX IN WOMEN IN TROUBLE (2009)

So what if Sebastian Gutierrez’s Women In Trouble is type lousy—it features more flesh-bearing eye candy than any other “credible” film in recent memory. It’s a great thing that Gutierrez managed to snag Carla Gugino in real life; without his pulling of the “But you’re my girlfriend” card, we’re not so sure Gugino would’ve signed onto this B-grade comedy.

Seeing the perpetually slept-on beauty donning a blonde wig and assorted lingerie as veteran porn actress Elektra Luxx is a fantasy nearly 20 years in the making for dudes who’ll admit to having seen Pauly Shore’s 1993 flick Son In Law (go ahead, own up to it). Plus, Women In Trouble co-stars an actual thespian (Josh Brolin), and not Shore. That’s winning squared.