Artist: Kiss
City: Detroit
Year: 1975
Best Line: "You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Rock City."

Sung by Non-native Makes Us Want to Visit

Maybe you've never listened to Kiss before; you only know about them from parodies and commercials, so you think the leather and hair and face paint is ridiculous, laughable. Then one evening you've got the radio on and a breakneck guitar riff hits your ears. "You gotta lose your mind Detroit Rock City," it sings to you. Could the dudes playing this not be shirtless, sweaty, and in black and white face paint? No, of course not. It's actually perfect.