ESRB rating descriptions are usually rife with awesomeness, and the one for Dragon Age II is no exception. It starts out innocuously enough, with descriptions of the usual violence and blood splatter effects we’ve come to expect.  However, hilarity begins with the depiction of the game’s sexuality: 

"During the course of the game, characters sometimes engage in sexual dialogue (e.g., "Why is it always about sex with you?" and "Sailing is like sex. Do it wrong, and it'll make you sick."). Players can also initiate brief cutscene sequences in which couples (male-female or same-sex) are shown kissing and embracing one another in a bedroom as the screen fades to black. In one cutscene, a woman kneels in front of a male character and appears to perform fellatio...."

Gotta love a game that's all about saving the world from hordes of demonic darkspawn, but still takes the time to make sure the heroes get topped off. Dragon Age II goes down on March 11. [via Destructoid]