BERT & ERNIE, SESAME STREET (1969-PRESENT)
After 41 years of living together, wearing complementary clothing, and having late night arguments about mundane matters, it only really took 140 characters to confirm what the rest of the world knew about Bert and Ernie: "Ever notice how similar my hair is to Mr. T's? The only difference is mine is a little more 'mo,' a little less 'hawk.'" Bert wrote this fabulous tweet on the official Sesame Street Twitter account, giving us the smoking gun we'd been waiting for. Well, not exactly: Of course those fucking stiffs at Sesame Street backed off, claiming the tweet was misunderstood, and the two are not gay. Blah, blah, blah. We guess we'll have to wait until a grainy version of Bert and Ernie Smush the Alphabet pops up on World Star to really confirm the truth.

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