MC Eiht once famously said "I don't dance." Good thing he's not around today, when Dancing With the Stars is one of the top-rated shows on TV. We're not gonna front like we've never seen it, but you have to realize that there are but two reasons to watch such a thing: hot women dancing, and dudes dancing badly. It's a good thing we know that already, because now that Microsoft's Kinect sensor is out, YouTube is full of people throwing down to titles like Dance Central and Dance Masters. Just as with TV, there are but two reasons to watch, and we've got ’em both. Click on for the best of the worst...