REP. ROBERT BAUMAN (REPUBLICAN, MARYLAND)
In 1980, Roman Catholic Bauman had a wife, four kids, a seat on the house of Representatives, and was looked at as a rising conservative star. Oh, and he also had a charge for committing oral sodomy on a 16-year-old boy during his reelection campaign. Ouch. He took the Jamie Foxx/T-Pain route and tried to blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. No one bought it. Yeah, booze doesn’t really explain gay sex with minors. It does, however, explain being a conservative.