ELIOT SPITZER (DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR, NEW YORK)
In 2008, in investigation into Spitzer's finances and possible bribe-taking exposed him as a trick, "Client 9." Even though the man has a B.A. from Princeton, a J.D. from Harvard, and helped take down the Gambino family during his stint as a Manhattan District Attorney, he was still dumb enough to try to have sex with a hooker with no condom. What a fucking fail. He can now be seen on CNN trying to make his new female co-host, columnist Kathleen Parker, as famous as his old partner, hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre. So far, it’s not really working.