DATE: 1/21/2010
COMPLEX SAYS: Even after Kobe Bryant was, again, named the most hated NBA player in 2009, stupid Abby not only let him in the neighborhood, she made a miniature clone of him. That’s OK: She learned her lesson the hard way after miniature Kobe tried to drag her into the bathroom when no one was looking.
LESSON TO KIDS: Winning (and cash and some really expensive jewelry) makes everything go away.