THE WHITE HOUSE
What it is: The official website for President Obama's administration. Future website for Sarah Palin.
What drunk you might do on it: Come to your own realization that it's the president's fault that it’s noon on a Monday and you’re surfing the Internet drunk, in your boxers. So you decide to write a “respectable letter” in the “contact us” section of the site, which leads to the Secret Service stopping by for a friendly visit.