Movies: Sacha Baron Cohen to play Queen frontman Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic? Uh, yup, that's gonna be awesome. [Deadline New York]
Politics: Just when you thought Fox News' little "Fair and Balanced" see-saw had finally tipped all the way over, they go and sue a Democratic candidate for Senate. Bwahahahaha! [Huffington Post]
Comics: Anthony Bourdain's doing a graphic novel for DC. The phrase we're looking for is "The jury's still out on this one..." [Comics Alliance]
TV: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are hosting competing rallies next month in Washington, and on the same day! Wow, those guys must really hate each other. [Comedy Central]
Movies: The whole Joaquin Phoenix-is-a-rapper thing was a hoax. Cool, we'll just think about that when we can't get to sleep at night and...*snore* [NY Times]
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