Wie's sorta like the female Tiger Woods, becoming a pro golfer before she turned 16 and signing endorsement deals with Nike and Sony reportedly worth 10 million a year. Now we say "sorta like" Tiger because she a) hasn't won any major tournaments and b) hasn't banged any cocktail waitresses in church parking lots. Not that we're not rooting for Michelle to do both.

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