Last week, shock jock Howard Stern surprised absolutely no one and made some disparaging comments about Oscar-nominated actress Gabourey "Precious" Sidibe, saying, "She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she's never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?" We admit Sidibe is a big gull, but we actually think she's got quite a career ahead of her. There are plenty of other movies that would be perfect for her. So with a superduty plus-sized shout to Gabby—fuck the haters, ma, get that paper!—we'd like to propose Five Films Precious Could Star In...