Semi-Precious Gems: 5 New Films For Gabby Sidibe
By Brendan Frederick | Mar 17, 2010 | 3:32 pm | Permalink
Last week, shock jock Howard Stern surprised absolutely no one and made some disparaging comments about Oscar-nominated actress Gabourey "Precious" Sidibe, saying, "She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she's never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?" We admit Sidibe is a big gull, but we actually think she's got quite a career ahead of her. There are plenty of other movies that would be perfect for her. So with a superduty plus-sized shout to Gabby—fuck the haters, ma, get that paper!—we'd like to propose Five Films Precious Could Star In...
dude March 17th, 2010 at 04:19 PM
you guys are a bunch of assholes. making fun of a girl for her weight? go kick rocks.
karlyaphelghmsky March 17th, 2010 at 04:49 PM
^^^^ unquestionably questionable taste in this blog, but lmfao at "go kick rocks." thank you dude, i'm saying that shit bout 50 times a day for the next month...
kwame March 17th, 2010 at 04:24 PM
Hilarious. But seriously, I couldn't get a spoiler alert for Paul Blart Mall Cop? Still aint seen that shit.
maurice garland March 17th, 2010 at 04:28 PM
everybody has cracked or laughed at a gabby joke...but this is just cruel. bad stuff man.
Rizla March 17th, 2010 at 04:29 PM
damn. c'mon son.
the_sabrina March 17th, 2010 at 04:32 PM
Sheesh! WOW.
NOCDIB March 17th, 2010 at 04:38 PM
"Devil Wears Lane Bryant" was BRILLIANT!
HypnotiqOne March 17th, 2010 at 04:42 PM
Why, oh why, did I think this was going to be a serious op|ed piece!? I get the snarkiness, but you basically hi-fived Howard Stern! Pitiful.
Yup March 17th, 2010 at 06:53 PM
Wow Complex you officially suck. What a group of asswipes. Funny how Gabby is the one actually making something worth the time.
tw0k00l March 17th, 2010 at 08:26 PM
wow damn, see you guys in hell
aalqadaffi March 18th, 2010 at 12:04 AM
Hilarious and on point. Everyone wants to be PC and dishonest nowadays. If this chick wasn't in a movie you know she'd be just another fat chick you'd make jokes about. After her next movie bombs no one will care. Props to H. Stern and Complex.