Rear Ended: When Watching Porn In Your Car Goes Wrong

Rear Ended: When Watching Porn In Your Car Goes Wrong


Pornography used to be a private endeavor. Something you enjoyed in the privacy of your bedroom when no one else was in the crib. That was mainly because the only place you could get it was on your hunkering desktop or your pops old Cindy Crawford Playboy's. However, these days porn is way too accessible. You can download movies and watch them on your iPod, your phone, or like some of the people below, in your car. Technology has allowed us to great things, this is true, but, uh, we don't think watching porn in your whip is one of them.

That's what should've popped into the mind of a trucker who was enjoying some adult entertainment while cruising down a New York freeway. Instead of paying attention to the road, this dude ended up crashing into a 33 year-old woman and a mother of two and is now up for manslaughter. We at Complex like to educate, so before you think of circle jerking in the car pool lane, peep the other porn x road related incidents and remember: the only thing that should be stroking in your car is your engine...

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INCIDENT: 35 year-old Andre Gainey was driving his Mercedes and watching porn.
YEAR: 2004
COMPLEX SAYS: Too bad he didn't get tinted windows. While he was at a red light it appeared he wasn't the only one enjoying the show, as police behind him clearly saw the movie Chocolate Foam playing in his headrest. C'mon fam, you have a Mercedes! Have some class.

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INCIDENT: The homie Eddie Griffin (R.I.P.) crashed into a parked Suburban in front of a store. Witnesses reported signs of intoxication and pornography.
YEAR: 2006
COMPLEX SAYS: One of the first cases of DUIWJO. Driving Under the Influence While Jerking Off, or as we like to call it, fucking impressive— if you can pull it off.

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INCIDENT: Tracy Pope was pulled over in Aiken, South Carolina for watching porn in his car. Pope was arrested and his pornography was confiscated.
YEAR: 2006
COMPLEX SAYS: To be fair, the police made a valid point: children in other vehicles could have seen what was going on in his car. The cops probably needed the porn for, you know, "evidence".

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INCIDENT: Police issued a citation to Cameron Walker who not only had porn playing in his car, but was also driving with an open container of alcohol.
YEAR: 2007
COMPLEX SAYS: Homie was drunk, watching porno, and didn't have his license and only got a citation?! King!

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INCIDENT: Berisford England was driving around Florida in a stolen cop car with a shit load of pornography and sex toys. Safe to say he was arrested for more than the porn.
YEAR: 2009
COMPLEX SAYS: Dude, how stupid could you get? Next time you steal a cop car, don't! But, if you do, make sure it doesn't have the officers porn and sex toys.

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INCIDENT: An Illinois police officer was fired from the Clinton Police Department for watching 27 hours of hardcore porn on his car monitor.
YEAR: 2009
COMPLEX SAYS: 27 hours?! There's no defense for that. Especially since he was disciplined in '03 for exposing himself at a bar... And you thought you went hard.

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INCIDENT: Toyota employees were fired for stealing money, pills, using racist slurs, and watching pornography in a customers Toyota pick up truck.
YEAR: 2009
COMPLEX SAYS: If these employees had to resort to chillin' in a dude's pick up truck, Toyota needs to give these dudes a break room ASAP.

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