According to Miami mayor Trick Daddy, there will be no work or school tomorrow due to inclement weather. Tomorrow, Aug. 5, 2014, is National Eat A Booty Day. Eat A Booty shelters will be open for those in need. Check in with your local strip clubs and hotels for further details. From what we hear, Continental Breakfast, bagged lunch sandwiches, and a Rump Roast dinner will be served free of charge.
If you want to be down with the cause, follow these easy steps below.