The Worst Rap Lines of 2013 (So Far)

"Put Molly all in her champagne/She ain't even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that/She ain't even know it."

Song: Rick Ross on Rocko's "U.O.E.N.O."
Album: Gift of Gab 2
Producer: Childish Major
Label: A1 Recordings/E1 MusicHoly lord. Rick Ross is an idiot. First he ruins a Top 40 Radio Usher song with a Trayvon Martin punchline, then he swoops in on Rocko's would-be summer anthem and brags about date rape. And then, after the backlash, Ross goes on the radio to apologize for it—but blames listeners for misconstruing his words because he doesn't say "rape." You're right, Ross. That was on us. In spite of all this, the ladies loved the line and the song landed on the Billboard Hot 100.

In fairness to Ross, maybe we did have the lyric wrong? Maybe what he meant was that she was unaware that he enjoyed having sex with her? Perhaps Ross puts up a front to shield his 85 percent-cholesterol-clogged heart from being broken? If he lets on that he likes this girl, then she'll expect more from him, and he simply won't be able to give her the love and attention she deserves. This will result in hurt egos, and broken hearts. If you think about it, Ross is really being a gentleman.

Hmm. Nah.

Tags: rick_ross, rocko
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