True, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons has a peculiarly long tongue. False, he did not have surgery to replace it with a cow's. It's just that crazy. "I was oblivious, for the first thirteen years of my life, that I was endowed with a large oral appendage, my superlong tongue," Simmons wrote in his autobiography. "It really was longer than everyone else's, and I was soon to find out that having a long tongue came in handy with the girls."
34. Gene Simmons Had A Cow Tongue Transplant