A few weeks back, Lil Wayne got on the radio and announced that Limp Bizkit had signed with Cash Money Records. “They’re signing everybody,” claimed Wayne. Indeed they are. Late last year, Cash money also signed veteran rappers Busta Rhymes and Mystikal (so much for Young Money). And there are rumors that Ashanti might also sign with the label. Clearly, YMCMB is on a spending spree.
Now, we weren’t all that mad at Baby for putting Busta and Mystikal on the roster. After all, last year Busta was featured “Look At Me Now” which was a huge smash. And according to Mystikal, Slim and Baby have been trying to get him to sign to Cash Money for years. However, Limp fucking Bizkit? You mean that washed up band with the most annoying frontman in the history of rock? Really?
Since the label seems determined to blow all hard earned money Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Lil Wayne are generating for them, we figured why not help them out? That’s why we found some more totally washed up acts they should sign and imagined what it would look like if they did...
Written by Insanul Ahmed (@Incilin)