"I'm good. I ain't tripping. I'm used to it now. But I was never on heroin or cocaine or Ecstasy or nothing like that. I drank syrup and smoked a lot of weed. I wish I could be back on it. That's how it fucking feels. 'How does it feel to be sober?' I'll be like, 'It feels fucked up.' What do you want me to say? "It feels great"? No. I was on something that the doctor prescribed. I was ill, and that was helping me. I cannot wait until I get off probation, sweetheart." - Lil Wayne, when asked about his current, state-required sobriety. [via GQ]