25 Songs About Oral Sex That Don't Suck

We asked erotica expert Michael Gonzales to pull together 25 of his favorite examples of oral sex.

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25. Kelly Rowland f/ Lil Wayne “Motivation” (2011)

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Producer: Jim Jonsin, Rico Love
Album: Here I Am
Label: Universal Motown


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “I like to taste that sugar/That sweet and low/But hold up wait; new position/I put her on my plate, then I do the dishes.” (Lil Wayne)

So what if the brother looks like a Gremlin somebody fed after midnight? He still pulls some of the hottest chicks with his tongue game. We all could learn a little something from this dude.

24. Big Pun f/ Joe “Still Not a Player” (1998)

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Producer: Knobody
Album: Capital Punishment
Label: Loud/Relativity


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: I could go downstairs / little brown hairs everywhere/I don't care/Round here they call me Big Pun/Hit you with the big guns/Thick tongue/Known to make a chick cum.”

The big man from the Boogie Down was obviously eating at more places than just the Vagina Diner, but you can be sure the ladies wasn't complaining about being dessert.

23. Kelis “Milkshake” (2003)

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Producer: The Neptunes
Album: Tasty
Label: Star Trak, Arista


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: I can see you're on it/You want me to teach thee/Techniques that freaks these boys/It can't be bought.”

It's debatable whether sucking breasts and nibbling nipples should fall under the strict definition of oral intercourse. But if you're not a baby feeding, it's sex. That said, when Kelis started shaking her milk, it definitely brought all the boys to the yard.

22. Aerosmith “Love In An Elevator” (1989)

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Producer: Bruce Fairbairn
Album: Pump
Label: Geffen


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: I'll taste you all the way to the stairway honey/Kiss your sassafras.”

Although lead singer Steven Tyler comes across as the lovable grandpa of rock when he's judging them pretty young things on American Idol, one can only guess what might happen if he was stuck on a lift with one. The chorus to this No. 1 hit from 1989 offers a clue: “Living it up when I'm going down.”

21. Tear Da Club Up Thugs “Slob On My Knob” (1999)

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Producer: DJ Paul & Juicy J
Album: CrazyNDaLazDayz
Label: Relativity


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Juicy is my name/Sex is my game/Let's call the boys/Let's run a train/Squeeze on my nuts/Lick on my butt.” (Juicy J)

Down in Memphis they don't beat around the bush. Juicy J and his Mafia brethren want a girl who does her job, and eats it like a corn cob.

20. 112 “Peaches & Cream” (2001)

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Producer: 112, Mario Winans, Jason Boyd, Aljamaal Jones, Sean Combs
Album: Part III
Label: Bad Boy


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: See the boys 112 we come from the A/And when it comes to eating peaches/shorty we don't play.”

Some women might prefer those thug life brothers who knock boots blasting Wu-Tang in the background, but don't sleep on the R&B boys. Once the candles were it and the satin sheets spread out, the 112 crew knew how to eat a Georgia peach.

19. Sir Mix-A-Lot “Sprung on the Cat” (1992)

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Album: Mack Daddy
Label: Def American


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat the cat.”

Though the songs warns brothers against the dangers of “Chasing The Cat,” after a long day slapping big asses and looking at breasts pressed up against the glass, Sir Mix-A-Lot was ready for a taste of his kitty's cream.

18. Khia “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” (2002)

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Producer: Michael "Taz" Williams, Plat'num House
Album: Thug Misses
Label: Artemis


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “You might roll dubs, you might have Gs/But fuck that nigga, get on your knees.”

Khia wasn't the finest rapper chick to emerge from the south (that would be Trina, ya'll), but what she lacked in beauty and booty she more than made up for with her dirty mouth. It's difficult to argue with a lady who knows what she wants from front and the back.

17. Janet Jackson “Any Time, Any Place” (1994)

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Producer: Janet Jackson, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis
Album: janet
Label: Virgin


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: "I can feel your hand moving up my thighs/Skirt around my waist/Wall against my face/I can feel your lips."

Beginning her career playing the cute kid on Good Times, we always suspected that little Penny would grow-up to become the housing project freak. Indeed, in her pop star prime, every dude wanted a piece of Miss Jackson when she was nasty.

16. Denise LaSalle “Lick It Before You Stick It” (2000)

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Album: This Real Woman
Label: Ordena Records


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: "You're making her feel good, but you can make her feel better/If you treat your lady like a stamp and a letter."

Much like her sexually liberated contemporary Millie Jackson, this underrated Southern soul singer was gritty when it came time to pleasuring her kitty. For those who thought that “eating” was invented yesterday, this old broad had much to say.

15. N.W.A “She Swallowed It” (1991)

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Producer: Dr. Dre, DJ Yella
Album: Niggaz4Life
Label: Ruthless/Priority


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: She took her tongue out her mouth/Put it on top like a cherry/Started moving it like a snake…” (MC Ren)

Best known for busting off shots, N.W.A made this song about a whole other kind of release. Over a dope Dr. Dre beat, the late Eazy-E drops clever Compton poetics about the neighborhood hoes' neck game. And as with N.W.A.'s other great song on the same topic (“Just Don't Bite It”) .

14. Bytches With Problems “Is the Pussy Still Good” (1991)

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Album: The Bytches
Label: Columbia


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Eat my pussy—don't stop/Sop it up like a pig eats slop.”

BWP was an early 1990s hip-hop duo designed to be the female equivalent of NWA, but they lacked the skills and the beats. Nevertheless, coming at a time when female rappers MC Lyte and YoYo were trying to be as hard as the boys in the hood, BWP were pussy pioneers who told the fellas exactly what made them twitch.

13. The Notorious B.I.G. “One More Chance” (1995)

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Producer: Sean "Puffy" Combs & Rashad Smith
Album: Ready To Die
Label: Bad Boy


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: "Used to lick the clits a lot / But licking clits had to stop/'Cause y'all don't know/How to act when the tongue go down below/Peep the funk flow.”

Biggie was well aware that he wasn't the cutest cat in Brooklyn, but he made up for it by being a monster between the sheets. Always ready to “do the do,” B.I.G. was a cunning linguist who knew how to use his tongue for more than spitting rhymes.

12. Madonna “Where Life Begins” (1992)

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Producer: Madonna, André Betts
Album: Erotica
Label: Maverick, Sire, Warner Bros.


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Every girl should experience eating out/Sometimes when I come home from a hard day at work/I swear it's all I can think about.”

As the Henry Miller of pop music, Madonna has never had a problem letting her freak flag fly. While some might've suspected she had a thing for same-sex whoopee before she became a mom and acquired an English accent, on her 1992 disc Erotica the material girl confessed about one of her favorite fat-free meals.

11. Lil Kim f/ Jermaine Dupri “Not Tonight” (1996)

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Producer: Jermaine Dupri
Album: Hard Core
Label: Undeas/Big Beat


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: The moral of the story is/You ain't licking this/You ain't sticking this.”

Where “How Many Licks” was all about freaky escapades, “Not Tonight” was a declaration of sexual independence for women. “I don't want dick tonight,” proclaimed the Queen, “Eat my pussy right.”

10. Lil Kim f/ Sisqo “How Many Licks” (2000)

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Producer: Mario Winans, Diddy
Album: The Notorious K.I.M..
Label: Atlantic/Queen Bee Entertainment


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists. right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates/Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors.”

Whatever one might say about Lil Kim, the girl isn't prejudiced when it comes to who gets to savor her Brooklyn-brewed nectar. White boys, jailbirds or friendly neighborhood thugs, everybody was welcome to a taste of her sticky icky.

9. Missy Elliott “Work It” (2002)

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Producer: Timbaland & Missy Elliott
Album: Under Construction
Label: Goldmind/Elektra


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “You do or you don't or you will or won't you/Go downtown and eat it like a vulture/See my hips and my tips, don't you/See my ass and my lips, don't you…”

Although Missy's own sexuality has been fiercely debated by hip-hop fans over the years, this track is directed at the hard working supa-dupa fly guys with certain skills. Constructed in collaboration with her homie Timberland, this song makes it clear that this Southern girl has no problem with a man who can get the job done.

8. Lou Reed “Walk on the Wild Side” (1972)

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Producer: David Bowie
Album: Transformer
Label: RCA


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Candy came from out on the island/In the backroom she was everybody's darling/But she never lost her head/Even when she was giving head.”

While the “colored girls” was doo-wopping on the corner, Lou Reed white-boy croons about all the New York City freaks he hung out with in the 70s, including infamous transsexual Candy Darling. Produced by former gender-bender David Bowie, one wonder whether A Tribe Called Quest knew what Reed was ranting about when they sampled the track's infectious bassline on “Can I Kick It?”

7. Lil Wayne f/ Static Major “Lollipop” (2008)

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Producer: Jim Jonsin, Deezle
Album: Tha Carter III
Label: Cash Money, Universal Motown


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: That pussy in my mouth had me at a loss for words.”

Lil Wayne is no stranger to groupies willing to make his night by playing “lick the rapper.” But this chick Shawty is so special Weezy decided to give as good as he got. Forget about New Edition, because this chick is the real candy girl.

6. SWV “Downtown” (1992)

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Producer: Genard Parker
Album: It's About Time
Label: RCA


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “Take it round and round/Oooh, you can't stop 'til you find my love/Go downtown, to taste the sweetness.”

Sisters With Voices began their careers as gospel singers, but on their 1992 debut album It's About Time discovered “downtown” desires they could never sing about in church. Sounds like they found their calling when they shifted their focus from Christ to cunnilingus.

5. NERD “Brain” (2001)

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Producer: The Neptunes
Album: In Search of...
Label: Virgin/EMI Records


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “Girl unlatch your bra, but first unlatch your jaw.”

God bless those nerdy boys and their double entendres. In the first verse, one might suppose homeboy is telling the girl how smart she is. Yet, when the bookish narrator decides it's all right to kick it dirty, he unzips and waits for the lips. Listening to Pharrell flow over a futuristic Neptunes beat, if feel like all that sucking is happening aboard a spaceship.

4. Akinyele “Put It in Your Mouth” (1996)

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Producer:
Album: Put It In Your Mouth
Label: Stress/Zoo/BMG Records


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: You wanna go down why not?/I'll be like Herbie and hand you a cock.”

How can ladies deny a dude who tells her, “Get on your knees, make like the breeze, begin to blow”? Neither Shakespeare nor Richard Pryor had ever been as poetic as Akinyele. Although the bass-heavy jam was his one and only true hit, it's still one of the hardest blowjob songs ever released.

3. Kid Cudi f/ Kanye West & Common “Make Her Say” (2009)

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Producer: Kanye West
Album: Man on the Moon: The End of Day
Label: Dream On/GOOD Music/Universal Motown


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Getting brain in the library cause I love knowledge/When you use your medulla oblongata/And give you scoliosis until I comatoses.” (Kanye West)

On his 2009 mixtape Dat Kid From Cleveland, Cudi remixed Lady Gaga's “Pokerface” and invited his G.O.O.D. Music brethren to join in the lyrical gang bang. Cudi goes first and Common goes hard on the double entendres, but Ye takes top honors for his cerebral slang.

2. Prince “Head” (1980)

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Producer: Prince
Album: Dirty Mind
Label: Warner Bros.


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: You're such a hunk/So full of spunk/I'll give you head.”

Besides being one of the best Prince party songs on the planet, “Head” is also a warning to all those dudes that brag about not going down on their women--if you don't, Prince will take your chick with just one lick.

1. Camron f/ Lil Wayne “Suck It Or Not” (2006)

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Producer: Headbangaz Entertainment
Album: Killa Season
Label: Diplomat Records/Asylum


Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “Lick, suck, deep throat, stop, cough, hop on, hop off, lollipop off / I know it's white, but here come the hot sauce.” (Cam'ron)

Perhaps because of the song's scathing video, which found Dipset and Dame Dash getting at The Roc, listeners may have been distracted from the brilliance of Cam'ron's vulgar verbosity. Wayne's feature has its moments, but pales in comparison to Killa lines like “I got something for your face / fuck Pro-Activ.” Cam's a pro at this.

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