Mick: I've got an idea.
Keith: What's that, Mick?
Mick: What say we give the Hells Angels $500 worth of beer to watch over the stage for us at the music festival in California?
Keith: I don't see why not. What could go wrong?
Mick: It's not like they'll be beating people with leaded pool cues.
Keith: Right. Nor stabbing anybody to death.
Mick: I should think not.