Stylin' On You: 10 Ridiculous Battle Rap Moments
By Insanul Ahmed | Jun 18, 2010 | 1:21 pm | Permalink
#3. Eli Porter vs Envy
Why it's memorable: Because Eli Porter is that amazing.
Best line: "I'ma let you know who the best by the hour/He's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bi-sexual bridal shower." (Eli Porter)
Complex says: The most bizarre thing about this battle is that by the looks of it, a bunch of kids from Chamblee High School in Atlanta created the "Iron Mic Freestyle Battle" and pretty much went and got Eli Porter, who may or may not be mentally handicapped, to rap for them. But rather than be the butt of the joke, Porter caught the holy ghost of hip-hop and spit an unbelievable verse.
amy eezy June 21st, 2010 at 05:05 PM
A-HA!
amy eezy June 21st, 2010 at 05:20 PM
looks like he's trying to catch the beat
amy eezy June 21st, 2010 at 05:22 PM
calling him a cripple wow that's wack
Mark Spivey June 21st, 2010 at 06:44 PM
Fight:Klub? More like stereotypical racism klub.
Jinternational June 22nd, 2010 at 04:28 PM
hahahaha
KAYGEE July 7th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
shits true wtf if he said one racist thing he wouldnt of made it put alive
Dante June 21st, 2010 at 07:09 PM
I'd love to see Jin's face right after that line about him cooking DMX's dog. lol
bleezey June 22nd, 2010 at 01:43 AM
that's not young ruge in #10, thats a cat from cambridge ontario who goes by the name Zilla, he battled in KOTD
ceemonsta June 22nd, 2010 at 01:59 AM
wow!awesome! next time i cant think of a line,I'll just start swingin'..fukin' weak,mang!
TYBO2020 June 22nd, 2010 at 12:28 PM
HE DID NOTHING TO CHARLES..HE SAID A BUNCH OF NOTHIN'..LOL..
Blood Clot June 22nd, 2010 at 03:59 PM
Your right rone wasnt saying shit he didnt win the crowd was just on his side.
thinkaboutit June 22nd, 2010 at 04:19 PM
You said he won the crowd but didn't win the battle, think about what you just said nigga. Dumbass racist.
dalai lama June 22nd, 2010 at 05:07 PM
Complex. You always were a shitty website. The Eli Porter video is years old now and you could not even get the lines right. "he says rosie o donnell at a bisexual BRIDAL shower". And you guys analyse the dexterity of rhymes of genuine rappers???
johnny June 22nd, 2010 at 06:14 PM
How can you leave out Franco vs. Capitol Hill.... Franco gets smacked, gets up and disses him on the mic. thats classic