Do you live in Fort Dick, California? Or maybe Horneytown, North Carolina? Are you embarrassed of your town's strange, salacious name?
Don't be. You can now cash in on the sweet benefits of a free Pornhub premium membership as a part of the adult film site's new Premium Places initiative. Anyone living in one of 50 cities identified as having sexually-suggestive names can now take advantage of free lifetime memberships to hundreds of thousands of ad-free, member-exclusive videos and the perks of 4K quality and VR capabilities.
"Let's show these pranksters that living in Anus and Orgy is nothing to be ashamed of," a tongue-in-cheek promotional video says. "It's a privilege. Everyone enjoys sex and porn, so let's make everybody jealous. That's why Pornhub has chosen to name Fucking and other such blessed destinations around the world as Premium Places. To make up for all these years of rejection and silent suffering, we will give access to the best experience that Pornhub has to offer—totally free."
"With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings," Pornhub VP Corey Price adds in a press release. "Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes. Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule."
This isn't the first time Pornhub has played around with giving away premium memberships for free. On Valentine's Day, they offered free 24-hour memberships to anyone who visited the site all day.
If you happen to live in one of the cities outlined below, you can take advantage of the offer right here. What a special moment for everyone living in Balls Creek, Nova Scotia. Congratulations!
Pornhub Premium Places:
Analândia, São Paulo
Fort Dick, California
Hairy Hill, Alberta
Climax, Saskatchewan
Hooker, Oklahoma
Bohners Lake, Wisconsin
Climax, Michigan
French Lick, Indiana
Big Bone, Kentucky
Cumming, Georgia
Horneytown, North Carolina
Threeway, Virginia
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
Balls Creek, Nova Scotia
Dildo, Newfoundland
Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Pee, Margibi
Tit, Adrar
Le Tampon, Réunion
Cumbum, Tamil Nadu
Slut, Västernorrlands län
Gay, Oblast Samara
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Balls Cross, Petworth
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Rectum, Overijssel
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Pissy, Hauts-de-France
Brest, Bretagne
Orgy, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
Anus, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
Condom, Occitanie
Pussy, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes
Bitsch, Canton of Valais
La Vagina, Toskana
Petting, Bayern
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