Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Flat-Chested Females

Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Flat-Chested Females


These gorgeous girls are sexy without the help of big boobs.

There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That's OK though, because this week's Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it's nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two's on "Run This Town," where he raps, "She got a ass that'll swallow up a g-string/And up top...two bee-stings."

So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests...

keira

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.

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grace

GRACE PARK
• Your know our cover girl's got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.

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anna

ANNALYNNE MCCORD
• Good thing there's nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.

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olivia

OLIVIA MUNN
• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.

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frieda

FREIDA PINTO
• Her chest is slummin' but she still looks slammin'!

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kristen

KRISTEN BELL
• Fanboys don't care that she has small chimichangas and we don't either.

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natalie

NATALIE PORTMAN
• She was rockin' the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?

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alicia

ALICIA KEYS
• We like her small boobs because we don't think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.

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sasha

SASHA GREY
• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.

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cassie

CASSIE
• Good thing our two-time cover girl has small tatas because nipple piercings just wouldn't look as good on double D's.

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Tags: alicia-keys, annalynne-mccord, breasts, cassie, fetish-friday, keira-knightley, natalie-portman

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    pure evil September 6th, 2009 at 07:26 PM

    Hey why dont you do a feature about guys who have really small cocks, that would be awesome too..

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    Awesome September 6th, 2009 at 07:37 PM

    I agree with pure evil.

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    Fr3ddy P. September 6th, 2009 at 08:43 PM

    "bati bwoy eat fiyah!" (c) Rick Ross

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    Mimz September 7th, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    I got 44DDD"s theya re overrated trust me, i'd do anything for a smaller cup size

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      Tony2Real September 9th, 2009 at 01:32 PM

      holy smokes those must be uncomfortable...but fun

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    Anon September 7th, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    Hey Mimz, it's called breast reduction surgery. Welcome to 2009. I have 38 DD's. There's pros and cons. That's life.

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    Flip September 7th, 2009 at 02:40 PM

    "I'm just a nigga that loves titties" (c) Dave Chappelle

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      johnaramon December 12th, 2011 at 12:53 AM

      i with this niggah

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    RatStaR September 7th, 2009 at 11:50 PM

    Kate Hudson???

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    flatty September 8th, 2009 at 02:43 PM

    I don't really think Oliva Munn qualifies as flat chested. She a large B-cup.

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    Michael November 11th, 2009 at 04:19 PM

    I don't consider any of them to be flat chested.....some of them aren't even small!

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    farroi March 11th, 2010 at 09:54 PM

    none of them are flat. i am flatter than even natlaie portman. it's a line striaght down. i hope you still think im hot

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      Mark Cannon May 20th, 2012 at 09:01 AM

      text me 8327905351 28/w/m/tx

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